Scalp Massager

The gloriously weird metal octopus that delivers tingles so divine, you'll momentarily forget your own name.

You invest in serums. You double-cleanse religiously. You understand that self-care isn't selfish, it's essential.

So why are you neglecting the 120,000 square millimeters of skin on your scalp?

Those bendy wire fingers glide across your scalp with the precision of a scalp massage at a five-star spa, except you can do it at your desk, in bed, or mid-existential crisis in your bathroom.

Fair warning: The first time those wires touch your head, your knees may buckle. Your eyes may roll back. You might make a sound that's borderline inappropriate for public spaces. This is normal. This is encouraged.

The benefits your scalp will thank you for:

• Stimulates circulation (hello, hair growth)
• Melts tension headaches into oblivion
• Feels illegal but costs $12

Perfect for when your expensive facial is tomorrow but your stress is today.